Isnt it amazing how beautiful people are. Like just look at anyone and study them and their features and how their lips tort and eyes glisten and how their hair falls or sticks or lays. How their eyebrows flex and the way their arms fold, how expressive their hands are. The way their body moves and how their chest rises and falls so subtley with their pulse. People are beautiful even if we dont find them attractive. The fact that they’re a living being is unbelievably magnificent.
fleur delacour is so important i can’t even put it into words
badass girl whose “most precious” was her sister, who despite what anyone might think of her (cough molly cough ron cough hermione cough) looks past any aesthetic unpleasantries because she is completely and irrevocably in love with bill, who willingly risks her life for harry (the seven harrys, anyone???), who manages to create a spot of brightness in the middle of war (wedding!!!), who is feminine and badass at the same time, who opens her home to an entitled goblin and multiple refugees/runaways, who doesn’t sacrifice one bit of her integrity or character despite the looming threat of war
Sophie couldn’t help it.
Can I just…
parents gone for the night
you know what that means
*lets in stray cats*
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.
Haha, yesss, I’m totally going to use the last point you’re making for this scenario (Please note that I haven’t finished season 5 of Supernatural. Also there are things I like about the series, this is satire. ;) )
Supernatural meets Engelsfors: An Education
Dean: “Sam! They’re bitches! I mean witches. Same thing, right?”
*Anna-Karin smacks him in the face and sends him flying*
Sam: “Don’t mess with my brother, bi …” *does the flying thing too*
Then the Chosen Ones patiently explain the situation, and Sam and Dean apologize. Then Sam and Dean would start to explain the whole demon/angel thing to our Chosen Ones and they would be like: “Nah, this is to simple.” And then it will turn out that the whole biblical thing was just a big charade for a much grander scheme. Things will become even more complicated and Sam and Dean will start brooding and become aggressive towards each other.
Sam: “Dean, we need to talk.”
Dean: “Talk?! What do you think I am? A girl?” *gets stared down by six girls and Elias (who is in fact checking him out)*
Minoo: “Can I just point out that you keep having this conversation in episode after episode. But you always end up talking and crying and hugging in the end, so you may as well accept that you have a very soft side Dean and embrace it. It will save both of you a lot of trouble. And time.”
Vanessa: “Not to mention plot.”
Minoo: “That too.”
Bobby: “He’s not a lady, ladies.”
Anna-Karin: “My grandfather is older than you and he’s still not sexist.”
Bobby: *mind blown* *changes* *turns into adorable Bobby and discards adorable Bobby with sexism attached*
Linnéa notices that Elias is crushing on Dean.
Linnéa: “Ew, Elias. Really?”
Elias: “I know, but he’s a blond. Sort of.”
Linnéa: “But he’s old and I’m really not sure how often he showers. And he’s a total douche.”
Elias: “Remember Wille and Jonte.”
Linnéa: “Don’t go there.”
Elias. “Don’t worry. I could never date someone who enjoys meat that much.”
Sam and Dean will be so confused about how to treat the girls. Especially since they don’t go away. They don’t didn’t die after one episode, don’t turn out to be treacherous demons or are randomly killed off. And suddenly they’re not the only main characters.
Sam: “But I’m suffering here! This story should be about me! And my suffering! And yeah, about my brother’s suffering too!”
Rebecka: “Dude, you’re not the only one who suffers in this world. Far from it. Get used to a multiple POV story where the ladies dominate.”
Ida: “Please stop flaring your nostrils. It’s super annoying.”
Castiel however would LOVE this scenario (because of this <3) and happily join the The Chosen Ones and be their sidekick forever. And where Cas goes the Winchesters follow. And one day they wake up and realize: